Hark! Who Goes There? Welcome Doormat spirit when it opens

when it opens

you did let them know when they arrived

You don't really like people

Sleep well and feel safe

interesting household

Hark! Who Goes There? Welcome Doormat spirit when it opensThis custom doormat implies you carry a double sided iron fired battle axe or a crossbow made with real stag horns. Toilet paper? You laugh at such niceties. You use tree bark or sun dried porcupine leathers. You are a MANLY MAN (or woman). Small doormats are 18" x 30" Large doormats are 23. 5" x 35. 5" Care: Easy to keep clean, just vacuum or shake your rug out. The rubber backing will keep the doormat in place firmly. Remember this product is made