Size Matters Halloween Candy T-Shirt 2020 who’ll happily call himself a

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Size Matters Halloween Candy T-Shirt 2020 who’ll happily call himself aWhere do they get off calling them fun sized candy? What's fun about getting 1 5 the size of a normal candy bar? Sure, it's better than nothing (and at least it's not raisins), but if you want the reputation as the "good house" in the neighborhood, you gotta give out the full size candy bars. Grab this tee before you hit the streets trick or treating and let them know you're into girthier goodies.